[shorthaul]

Hmmmph----my x-wife Lovely!!!-

I was headed out the door ice fishing with five gal bucket full of ice rods and tip ups and jigs and auger when she yelled ---

"Hey you forgot this"

I opened the bag and saw ice cube trays full of ice cubes.

I said "whats this ? "

she said "Your Bait !, HAHAHAHA HAHAHA"

and that was the tip of the iceburg---(no pun intended).