Re: head lamps?
A friend of mine got caught on the side of the mountain behind his house one nite without a flashlight. It was a warm evening so rather than fight the briars and brambles he would make his bed in the leaves and make the last couple miles in the morning.
Sometime after midnight the hoot owls got to singing and he came down with a bad case of the hibbie jibbies. As anyone who has ever had them knows, once you get the hibbie jibbies you WILL be leaving the area in a hurry.
By the time he made it back home his face, arms and legs were ripped to shreds. I am most impressed by the fact that he was able to "man up" and tell this story to another guy...lol