Two Norwegians were sitting around talking one afternoon over a couple of cold beers.
After a while the first Norwegian says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'
The second Norwegian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.'
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