There really was a twelve step program for fish addiction.
I was court ordered to attend only to find the counselor had never fished. How could he possibly know what it's like
I informed him I couldn't trust the opinion of someone who had never been there done that, and suggested he go on a fishing trip with me, just once
. In short, two days later he, in turn, took the judge fishing and the following monday the program was cancelled
Yes, I made sure there's no hope for any of us