Biking and fishing
Charlie saw his friend Joe riding up on a new bicycle. "Where'd you get the new bike" asked Charlie.
"Well, I was down at the creek fly fishing when this beautiful girl rode up on this bike. She took off all her clothes, threw them on the bike, and waded into the water right in front of me. Scared off all the fish. Then she said, take whatever you want" explained Joe.
"Good choice Joe, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway" replied Charlie.