Edna's husband Charlie was a die hard fly fisherman who died suddenly one day.When she went to take care of the funeral arrangements , the undertaker asked her how she wanted the obituary to read.
Edna asked, " How much does it cost?"
"A dollar per word". replied the undertaker
"Ok" she said "I want it to read"Charlies Dead'."
The undertaker responded"I'm sorry, It's a six word minimum".
Edna thought for a second and then said"Ok let's have the obituary say" Charlies Dead, Fly Rod for Sale."
"I was born to fish" Lee Wulff
"There's more B.S. in fly fishing then there is in a Kansas feedlot." Lefty Kreh
" It ain't over till it's over." Yogi Berra
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