Fly fishing trip
Pete shows up for his yearly guided fly fishing trip. The Guide says "I see you're alone this year. Where's your wife"?
"She passed away", said Pete.
"Oh I'm very sorry to hear that. You couldn't find a friend to go along with you", asked the guide.
Pete replies "they're all at her funeral".
My wife told me if I go fishing one more time she's gonna leave me.......God I'll miss her.