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Originally Posted by The Full Creel
 The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 3
Mike and Curtis go on another fly fishing and camping trip. They pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer… lots of beer. After five hours of hiking, and dragging that cooler, they arrive at a great spot. It’s a nice level campsite next to a pristine trout stream. As they began to set up camp, they realize they’ve forgotten a bottle opener. Curtis turns to Mike and says, "You’ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says Mike. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." (Remember… these are two pretty big ol’ boys)
"I promise I won’t," says Curtis. "Just hurry!" So Mike leaves. Curtis keeps his word.
Three full days pass and there’s still no sign of Mike. Exasperated and starving, Curtis finally digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, Mike pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! That settles it… I’m not going!" |
LOL! That was a good one.
But I don't drink beer, so I hope we brought something for me. Last time I drank from a stream I got sick as a dog.