Originally Posted by Diver Dan
I had a reel start acting weird, but it turned out it was manufactured on top of an old Indian burial ground. After nearly being sucked through a vortex into Hell, I got a young priest and an old priest.......
I couldn't help myself.
Dan, to anyone born and raised in Oklahoma the answer is obvious, you were trying to catch trout with a squawfish reel. You were lucky to have escaped with your scalp and mustache still in place. You don't need a priest, you need a medicine man.