I saw an article in Nat Geo about the horrific damage the cats are doing there in Australia. They had a guy who is trying to save a bunch of small species from extinction. It had a photo of the guy wearing a catskin cap, Daniel Boone style. It had a little cat face right on his forehead.
It was captioned "I love cats. Trouble is, I can never eat a whole one."
I wasn't kidding, Cats should never be outside unless they are part of a casserole.