Re: Dear Abby
Brings to mind the old joke,
Man catches wife cheating and divorces her, then takes out an ad in the paper
Wanted woman who can cook, clean, is low maintenance, and owns a truck and fishing boat. Must send pictures of the truck and the boat
And while I remember Dear Abby, I also remember A.B. Normal from young frankenstein, I still get a chuckle out of that one....
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1. the fact or state of having been affected by or gained knowledge through direct observation or participation
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