Re: Rye Bread.
For their 50th Wedding anniversery, a fellow bought his wife a filmy, lacy nighty. She went into the bathroom to put it on while he waited in the bedroom. When she tried to put it on, she couldn't make heads or tails of all the laces and what not, got frustrated and threw it down, and walked out of the bathroom naked. The guy said, "For what I paid for that, they might have ironed it!"
"Every [child] has the right to a first fish. On this particular planet, no man is granted a greater privilege than to be present and to assist in the realization of this moment". Bill Heavey