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Old 03-12-2013, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: opening day strategy

It's always a circus in PA...I stay home.

But if you have to go and can't make a trip away from the crowded streams, there are ways. Take a roll of yellow caution tape and a can of white spray paint. Once you have located a prime spot to fish, head out at midnight with a friend. Tape off an appropriately comfortable area on the stream. Next, lie down in the middle of the taped off area and have your friend spray a white outline around you, preferably in a contorted position. Please, no fake blood as that would be tacky. If done correctly, this should clear a stretch of stream for 50-100 yards on either side of the "scene".

Disclaimer: It's a joke. It's only a joke. I have never, and will never do such a thing. I can't vouch for the past actions of some of my ne're do well buddies from my college days, though.
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