I am one of those lucky few that gets home from work more than an hour before my wife(she has to run reports after the stock markets close). And the Fedex guy, for some reason, thinks that our back door is the front door so she may not even see it if I am real late for some reason.
There is someone on here with a signature block that includes the following quote:
"My greatest fear is that after I die, my wife will sell all my rifles and rods for what I told her I paid for them."
I married an Accountant so there are many things that don't end up "on the books".
I'm fairly sure she doesn't know the address to this site...