Originally Posted by mrfzx
As I've said on the forum before, I am a teacher. I also coach Baseball for my High School. My wonderful AD scheduled us for a tournament on April 13th. An all day, AM to PM tournament. Oh, and it just so happens April 13th is the trout opener where I live in PA.
I am 47 years old and have never missed an opening day in my memory. So my question is:
1. Do I resign my coaching job?
2. Beat the snot out of my AD?(which would have the same effect as #1)
3. Cry softly as I coach the team?
You call in the morning of the day before, saying you really sick and nauseous and got diarrhea and all.
Then you start playing music like this: "Leave This Long Hair Country Boy Alone"