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Old 05-01-2013, 02:38 PM
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Default Re: Happy birthday JP!!!!!!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, JP
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, JP
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as JP
No one's quick as JP
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as JP's
For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like JP
A king pin like JP

My what a guy, that JP!
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

JP is the best and the rest is all drips

No one fights like JP
Douses lights like JP

In a wrestling match nobody bites like JP!

For there's no one as burly and brawny

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

No one hits like JP
Matches wits like JP

In a spitting match nobody spits like JP

Ten points for JP

No one shoots like JP
Makes those beauts like JP!

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like JP!

My what a guy, that JP!
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