Bubba had saved up for years to buy a Winston fly rod. He had cast one at a fly store years ago, and had wanted one ever since. One of his fishing buddies had one, and talked about how great it was all the time. That did'nt help much, either.
The day finally arrived, the new rod was purchaced, and Bubba and his wife of 40 years went to the river. Bubba fished, and Emma Mae sat in a lawn chair and knitted.
When Bubba finally walked out of the river, he had a huge smile on his face. Emma Mae asked "well, how was it ?"
Bubba replied " it was just like I've often imagined it would be to
slow dance with Sofia Vergara !"
The cast comes off in 6 weeks.
You can always tell a fisherman. You just can't tell him much.