Originally Posted by brookfieldangler
3. The only real excuse I have anymore is that my wife and I have not been on a vacation in about 3 years. I would pretty much be a single guy if I took a vacation without her to Alaska to go fishing. "So why not bring her?" you may ask. Well, short of an Alaskan cruise during the warmest part of the year, her desire to go to Alaska is about the same as mine to have a colonoscopy.
That's it!! Thing is, I would be a single guy again but there would be no money to even go to a Motel 6 in McKees Rocks for one night after she got done with me.
(Only people familiar with Pittsburgh would understand McKees Rocks...)