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02-10-2005, 12:25 AM
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Bad Fishing Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad) How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut it's nose off What is the fastest fish in the sea? Go-carp. What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? Don't worry, it's only a tin of people. If fish lived on land, which country would they live in? Finland How do you kiss a pike? Very carefully What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck. What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk? A pike going on a vacation.     
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02-11-2005, 04:52 PM
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here's another:
Why do seagulls fly by the sea? Because if they flew by the bay, they'd be baygulls! (get it, bagels) The guy who told me that is now playing for the Seahawks, kind of ironic.
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