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Old 09-04-2008, 06:05 PM
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Why Fly Fishing is better than Making Love

Or maybe this is a better way to look at this subject?!?!?




Why Fly Fishing is better than Making Love


· Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

· If you go fly fishing and you catch something, then that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

· Fish don't compare you to other fishermen. And they don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

· You can catch and release a fish. And you don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

· In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In making love you lie about the one you caught.

· You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

· You can catch a fish on a 65 cent fly. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
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