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The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 2

Published by Fish Bones
03-03-2006

The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 2

A few years ago, Mike and Curtis went on a fly fishing trip deep into the Colorado wilderness. They hiked for hours and then set up camp. Neither one of them being in the best physical condition (remember, theyâ€™re pretty big olâ€™ boys) they were completely exhausted. They decided to wait until morning to fish. So, after their tent was all set up, they crawled in and fell sound asleep.

A few hours later, Mike wakes up. He then wakes up Curtis and says, "Hey wader breath, look towards the sky and tell me what you see?"

Curtis replies, "I see millions of stars."

"OKâ€¦ What does that tell you?" asked Mike.

Curtis ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past two in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Curtis then asks, â€œWhat's it tell you, Mike?"

Mike is silent for a moment, then says, "Curtis, you idiot. Someone stole our tent."

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By BigCliff on 03-03-2006, 01:53 PM

Re: The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 2

This can only mean one of three things: either Mike is slow on the draw, can't shoot, or sleeps like a durn rock.

By Outdoorarki on 03-03-2006, 06:50 PM

Re: The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 2

Ha Ha!! Thats a good one.

By Curtis on 03-03-2006, 07:21 PM

Re: The Adventures of Mike & Curtis: Part 2

LOL!! You forgot to follow up with me wondering why Mike has climbed inside my sleeping bag while I was snoozing!?! EWWWW!

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