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fyshstykr 09-21-2009 12:02 PM

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What did the trout say when he ran in to a cement wall?
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Dam!!!! Get it, dam? ha, ha, ha, ha, lol.....:p Sorry, I'll be leaving now.

Frank Whiton 09-21-2009 12:44 PM

Re: Really lame joke.....
 
Hi Fysk,

You got the name of the thread right.:icon_bigg

Frank

BigCliff 09-21-2009 02:40 PM

Re: Really lame joke.....
 
Groan, but reminded me of one.

So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"

aroostookbasser 11-21-2009 04:51 PM

Re: Really lame joke.....
 
Took the wife ice fishing last year.....won't do that again. She nearly drowned trying to cook it.


:sorry::sorry::sorry:

webrx 11-21-2009 10:35 PM

Re: Really lame joke.....
 
cub scout joke....

Why didn't the grizzley cross the gravel road?
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Cause he had Bear Feet

bakerboy2222 12-23-2011 03:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCliff (Post 68212)
Groan, but reminded me of one.

So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"


This one is from my high school science club's t-shirt, funnily enough I'm wearing it right now.

If a mol of moles were digging a mol of holes what would you see?

A mol of molasses.

For those who need some brushing up on chemistry: a mol is a unit of measurement.

gatortransplant 12-23-2011 09:11 AM

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6.02x10^23 molasses.. that's a lot of tail!

My buddy said this one the other day. When spoken aloud it almost necessitates a wait... what? Typed out it's far more understandable: So a termite walks into a bar and asks, where's the bar tender?

mojo 12-23-2011 10:48 AM

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Wasn't as lame as this joke. I know it's not ff'ing related, and kind of hijacking John's thread, but this is a real joke.

Guest1 12-23-2011 01:13 PM

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Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;

mojo 12-23-2011 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Diver Dan (Post 368131)
Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;
KIM JONG IL DEATH Team America (HD) - YouTube

I ruve that movie.
I'm so ronery;)

sorry John


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