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Old 09-21-2009, 12:02 PM
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Default Really lame joke.....

What did the trout say when he ran in to a cement wall?
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Dam!!!! Get it, dam? ha, ha, ha, ha, lol..... Sorry, I'll be leaving now.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:44 PM
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Hi Fysk,

You got the name of the thread right.

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Groan, but reminded me of one.

So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"
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Took the wife ice fishing last year.....won't do that again. She nearly drowned trying to cook it.


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cub scout joke....

Why didn't the grizzley cross the gravel road?
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Groan, but reminded me of one.

So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"

This one is from my high school science club's t-shirt, funnily enough I'm wearing it right now.

If a mol of moles were digging a mol of holes what would you see?

A mol of molasses.

For those who need some brushing up on chemistry: a mol is a unit of measurement.
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6.02x10^23 molasses.. that's a lot of tail!

My buddy said this one the other day. When spoken aloud it almost necessitates a wait... what? Typed out it's far more understandable: So a termite walks into a bar and asks, where's the bar tender?
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Wasn't as lame as this joke. I know it's not ff'ing related, and kind of hijacking John's thread, but this is a real joke.
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Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;
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Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;
KIM JONG IL DEATH Team America (HD) - YouTube
I ruve that movie.
I'm so ronery

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