Two Norwegians were sitting around talking one afternoon over a couple of cold beers.
After a while the first Norwegian says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'
The second Norwegian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.'
Fred, that is an old one but still pretty funny (in a sick perverted kind of way!:D:D
That one is about as old as the one about the 3 fishermen who were fishing a stream that was surrounded by terrain that's full of rattle snakes one goes behind an oak tree to pee and gets bit my a rattler on the end of his manhood. So the guy told his friends and they said we don't know what to do. One told the one that got bit that he needed stay still to keep the poison from getting through his system. The other one said I'll run into the that was only a couple miles away, because he saw a doctors office and would run in and ask the doctor what to do then he call the other partner on the cell phone to ask what to do. So finally the one fisherman made to the Dr. Office told the front desk person and she went in and told the Dr. said well you need to call your other friend right now and tell him to place an X cut over each of the fang holes then suck out the poison. So the fisher with Dr. called the other and told him what the Dr. said. So on the end the friend with the one that got bit gets off the phone with a really sad look on his face so the one that got bit said well what did the Dr. say...The guy answered stuttering the Dr. said your gonna die!
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