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Old 10-12-2011, 06:18 PM
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Default Ten Montenegrin Commandments

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Ten Montenegrin commandments


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Translation:
1. A man is born tired and lives to rest
2. Love thy bed like thou love thyself
3. Rest during the day so thou can sleep at night
4. Thou shall not work - work will kill thou
5. If thou sees somebody resting, help him
6. Thou shall work less than thou can, and what thou can, give to others
7. Shade is salvation, nobody died of resting
8. Work brings illness, do not die young
9. If, by any chance, thou wishes to work, sit down, relax, it will pass...
10. When thou sees people eating and drinking, help them, is thou sees them working, step aside, do not interfere...
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Old 10-12-2011, 06:24 PM
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Obviously, I need to move to Montenegro!!
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Old 10-12-2011, 06:43 PM
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Definitely words to live by!
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At last, a country that truly understands me. Where can I get a visa?


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Where can I get a visa?


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Madjoni very wise commandmants!

My favorite is #5. "If you see someone resting help him."
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Madjoni very wise commandmants!

My favorite is #5. "If you see someone resting help him."
Yea ,people wisdom after 20 centuries collected and sublimated in ten sentences..Must be good
I like number 5 and number 9 also
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