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Old 01-21-2008, 01:18 AM
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I can't take credit for this one, thought I would pass it on. IT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!


A female business associate sent me this....


Her Skirt Was Too Tight ....

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured
we was friends
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Old 01-21-2008, 01:34 AM
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hope you all get a kick out of that. I wasn't sure if they had to be fishing jokes or any funny jokes but, anyway hope you get a laugh out of it.
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:43 AM
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Hey Todd,

That was good. Thanks.
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Hehe, that was pretty good, I'll have to circulate that one.
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Yeah, that was really good. I will pass that one on to many people.
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Good find, LOL!
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He he he he he thats really funny man ,,,,,lol
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