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Old 04-25-2013, 12:21 AM
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:30 AM
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I wouldn't call it a Disorder it's rather a Habit A Way of Life which keeps us Sane & sometimes a Little Drained in our Pockets,overall it's a good Habit to have unfortunately it's not looked upon that way.
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:39 AM
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Compliment her on being clever.
Then tell her to get back to the kitchen.
Then duck.
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I wouldn't call it a Disorder it's rather a Habit A Way of Life which keeps us Sane & sometimes a Little Drained in our Pockets,overall it's a good Habit to have unfortunately it's not looked upon that way.
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oh come on.... every person in A.A. starts out saying "I don't have a problem. I just like to drink a little"... Time to face up.... Remember the first sept is:

"We admitted we were powerless over fishing - that our lives had become unmanageable" Only then can you move on to real healing....

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Old 04-25-2013, 07:02 AM
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Compliment her on being clever.
Then tell her to get back to the kitchen.
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Do you know why women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink as their doing the dishes .... or so I'm told.
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Woo Hoo... all tongue in cheek of course. Truth be told my wife supports me any way she can. Particularly by making me a pile of PBJ sandwiches and encouraging me to go ahead and spend the night instead of driving 5 hours home. I'm envious of folks who have closer fishing, but I'm about 5 hours from what I think is some of the best fly fishing the county has to offer.

Our trips usually start with 1 or 2 friends leaving at 3 or 4 AM headed towards Redding CA, fish 1/2 day Fri, all day Sat, 1/2 day Sunday and head home. If we end up close to Redding then we get a good steak dinner somewhere otherwise most small towns around mostly close up so its PBJ's for lunch and McDonalds for dinner. Its a great trip when we catch, and its all about the adventure when we don't. The she asks to see what we caught and we say we let them all go and we drove 5 hours to do it. Good times, and hence the Obsessive Compulsive Fishing Disorder diagnosis from her!
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:39 PM
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I'm going to assume that the wives were NOT anywhere near the computer screen when some of these replies were typed. Time will tell tho, as to who makes some posts in the near future and who doesn't. :O

At least the OP is not in the dog house for going fishin' with his buddies.
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Do you know why women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink as their doing the dishes .... or so I'm told.
And most are shorter than us which makes it easier on there back bending over to do those dishes in the sink.
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Do you know why women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink as their doing the dishes .... or so I'm told.
My wife saw this and said small feet were beneficial for sticking them up your....oops, this is family channel....
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Fred.
A few yews ago I told a mate a similar Joke which I won't repeat he was Silly enough to tell his wife She threw The Kettle of Boiling Water at Him.
He told me I nearly had him killed I told him that was from being stupid enough to tell a Poor Joke to his wife.
So if any of you guys tell your wife any Poor out of character Jokes as chechem said Duck & get out of The Way as you don't know what objects will come flying.
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