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Old 03-06-2014, 08:44 AM
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Default Ice fishing

Once two executive guys decided to get into ice fishing. They bought all their gear and one Sat morning went out on the lake. it was bitter day,,-20 and 30 mph wind. They drilled holes,,sat up,and started fishing. After an hour they still hadn't had a bite.
About that time a young boy comes down the lake and sets up beside them. The lad drills a hole and starts fishing. 2 min later he pulls a perch up. A few minutes later he pulls up another,,then another,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,then another,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and yet another.
This is perplexing to the two businessmen,,so ,,they decided to ask him now's he's managing catching so many fish. They walk over,,and one man just pointedly ask him..'Son, we been here an hour with no bites, and you are catching one fish right behind the other. What is your secret?'
The lad responds with a muffled " %@#%tta @_#%&Ueep @W#O%ur @O#)%YUrms 0-834rrm."
"Could you repeat that lad?" says the man.

The lad respon again with a muffled " %@#%tta @_#%&Ueep @W#O%ur @O#)%YUrms 0-834rrm."

" I can't understand you , young fella, could you say that again?" says the man.

The lad reaches up , puts his hand over his mouth,,and coughs into his hand.

The boy then looks up at the man and says "You gotta keep ya worms warm, mister"
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