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JBinUTAH 05-17-2005 06:05 AM

Promises to Wife.
 
Four married guys go fly fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fly fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fly fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

MacFly55 02-01-2008 11:27 PM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
....now that one is funny... Ill have to try that one with my wife the next time I want to go fishing..

florachristi 07-13-2009 10:25 PM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
Ha ha ha ha ha thats really very very funny,,,,,

DryFlyGuy 07-13-2009 11:15 PM

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Even my wife laughed at that one.

mdk223 06-07-2012 04:38 PM

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HAHA! :thumbsup:

pa dave 06-07-2012 04:50 PM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MacFly55 (Post 18619)
....now that one is funny... Ill have to try that one with my wife the next time I want to go fishing..

Either way, you win! :thumbsup:

CutThroat Leaders 06-07-2012 06:04 PM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
Still laughing, I needed that.....

Not sure if it will work or not, but willing to give it a try....

justincarf 09-17-2012 07:09 AM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
It's a win - win!

gatortransplant 09-17-2012 07:45 AM

Re: Promises to Wife.
 
Yeah, this is very similar to what transpires when turkey season opens... except the alarm goes off at 430am :p Great joke JB!

jpbfly 09-17-2012 10:53 AM

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Good one JB:thumbsupu...What did you have to promise?:D


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