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Old 05-17-2005, 06:05 AM
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Four married guys go fly fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fly fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fly fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."
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....now that one is funny... Ill have to try that one with my wife the next time I want to go fishing..
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Ha ha ha ha ha thats really very very funny,,,,,
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Even my wife laughed at that one.
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HAHA!
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....now that one is funny... Ill have to try that one with my wife the next time I want to go fishing..
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Still laughing, I needed that.....

Not sure if it will work or not, but willing to give it a try....
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It's a win - win!
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Yeah, this is very similar to what transpires when turkey season opens... except the alarm goes off at 430am Great joke JB!
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Good one JB...What did you have to promise?
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