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Old 02-09-2005, 11:25 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off

What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.

If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland

How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on a vacation.
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Default jus' wondering . . .

I wonder who's been having too much laffy-taffy . . . .

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here's another:

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay, they'd be baygulls! (get it, bagels)

The guy who told me that is now playing for the Seahawks, kind of ironic.
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