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Old 07-20-2012, 07:58 AM
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I couldn't help it. I see all these quotes on people's signature lines, many are just great. This morning I saw one on a different site and thought I'd share.

"They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a sh!t on my carpet." --unknown--

Took me off guard and made me laugh far too loud. What are your favorites??
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:09 AM
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I couldn't help it. I see all these quotes on people's signature lines, many are just great. This morning I saw one on a different site and thought I'd share.

"They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a sh!t on my carpet." --unknown--

Took me off guard and made me laugh far too loud. What are your favorites??
That is Awesome. I had to laugh out loud at that one for sure. Here is one I thought was pretty funny.

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I am at a funeral I will poke them and say "you're next". ---Unknown
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Old 07-23-2012, 04:32 PM
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On of my favourites
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Old 07-23-2012, 04:48 PM
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I saw one that fits the other day....

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really not all that interesting, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs"
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Old 07-23-2012, 06:57 PM
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"You can wish in one hand and poo in the other...See which fills up first!"
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:56 PM
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This is taken from a friend of mine on another forum site " Ignorance can be corrected but stupid lasts a lifetime"
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:09 PM
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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This is one I've always liked: "It's better to remain silent and appear a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!"
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I like my own sig line from FF@ many years ago:

"Fly fishing is like sex, everyone thinks there is more than there is, and that everyone is getting more than their share."

Fly fishing like sex
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Old 07-24-2012, 04:49 PM
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