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Old 07-30-2006, 07:26 AM
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Default Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.


She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed .


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.





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Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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When I worked in Salt Lake City back in the late 70's there was one of 2 ways most of the divorcee's would go. Most of them got boob jobs and some of the went back to school.
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When I worked in Salt Lake City back in the late 70's there was one of 2 ways most of the divorcee's would go. Most of them got boob jobs and some of the went back to school.
Salt lake has the highest amount of cosmetic surgery per capita in the united states, even over places like LA and new york.
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:39 AM
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[QUOTE=MTskibum;37216]Salt lake has the highest amount of cosmetic surgery per capita in the united states, even over places like LA and new york.[/QUOTE

I had no idea, but when I worked in Ogden in the early 80's we had a plastic surgeon. Apparently he was very very good becuz women from all over the country came to him for boob jobs.
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