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Old 05-01-2005, 09:09 PM
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Default [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining
that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this!
he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
say, "Beethoven" she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!"
She'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she
swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$HOLES!" She yelled....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton
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HEY! I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT!!!!


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Old 05-01-2005, 11:22 PM
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you looking to get banned right before the give-a-way?

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That is hilarious!!! You know better then to think I would be some demmy!

In all actuality I run with the Constitution Party and voted for Peroutka.

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I was actually hoping Judge Moore would run as the constitution party's candidate for President.
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Interesting.
When I heard that joke here in California, the woman screamed A$$hole and the radio tuned to Rush Limbaugh.
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I think it would do that for "addict" as well.
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I was actually hoping Judge Moore would run as the constitution party's candidate for President.
I would love to just see anyone within the Constitution party get the job. Not too fond of the top two parties.
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Oh I didn't want him to win, I just wanted him to take a third of the Shrub's votes.

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Oh I didn't want him to win, I just wanted him to take a third of the Shrub's votes.
Never heard that one before.. If you wanna make a real impression, come up with some original material..
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I wasnt aware Bush was running for governor.. Silly me.
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