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Old 07-30-2013, 08:07 PM
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Fred, did you hear :
They give Viagra to the old men in the nursing home now. It keeps them from rolling off the bed in the middle of the night.

You know what men get when they buy Viagra. Do you know what girls get who buy Viagra ? Expensive jewellery.
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Here you. But I use an old Yellow Lab parked next to me for the 'don't roll out of bed.' His main demand is Dog Biskets (treats) a few times per day. Regardless of the time of day.

Actually have 'bruises' on both arms/hands from "Sandy" hammering on me. WAKE UP YOU SILLY OLD SHXT!

Sitting at the 'Puter and a large fuzzy nose shoving ... Been more than a few times where we're curled up on the floor and wake up a few hours later. Haven't shaved and FuzzFur for a second layer of 'beard'

Two huge brown eyes are a good thing, me thinks.

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