02-15-2006, 02:25 AM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Subject: Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain
The Good the Bad and the Fabulous
Homo on the Range
Hung on the Range
How the West was Hung
The Dong Riders
He Wore a Yellow ribbon
My Darling Clement
Prances with Wolves
McCabe and Mr. Miller
The Outlaw Josephine Wales
The Ox-Blow Incident
Bells of San Anal
Gay cowboys eating pudding
***** Assidy and the Samplesale Kid
Little House with a Lovely Herb Garden and an Art Deco Weather Vain on
Hang em Hung
A Fistful of Lube or The Gayest Effing Cowboy Movie West of the Pecos!
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy:
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your '******' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"