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    I seen the video of all the 'morners" over there,, heck no they are yelling with joy on the inside, they just dont want to get shot for not showing there fake grief.. just saying..

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    Back to the original thread...


    A baby seal walks into a club.

    Thank you! I'll be here all week!

    "Every [child] has the right to a first fish. On this particular planet, no man is granted a greater privilege than to be present and to assist in the realization of this moment". Bill Heavey

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    LMAO!
    I thought about posting this one a while back after hearing it at a tying night party.

    Maybe Ard will post the rest of the joke.....

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    Not lame at all. Thanks for the laughs guys.

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    the joke was funny john. really funny......dam

    casey


    ARFE

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJer View Post
    Back to the original thread...


    A baby seal walks into a club.

    Thank you! I'll be here all week!
    Thats turrible...turrible, what would PETA think of that?

    Three priests walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked!

    Two muffins were in the oven, one muffin looked over to the other muffin and said, "Wooah, I think it's getting hot in here". The second muffin exclaimed, "WOOOOAAAHHHH a talking muffing!!!!"

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    When Kim Jong Il arrived in hell....the assistant devil asked :who are you?
    WHAT!!!!You don't know me I'm Kim Jong Il!!!
    Hey guys...did anyone order chinese food here?

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    I feel pity for the people forced into that public spectacle less they face a firing squad. Kim will be remembered as one of the great clowns of this century.

    Dave
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    I'm pretty sure it was a trout that coined the phrase in the first place, if I'm not mistaken.

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    Nope. 'Twas a beaver.

    "Every [child] has the right to a first fish. On this particular planet, no man is granted a greater privilege than to be present and to assist in the realization of this moment". Bill Heavey

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