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    Default Really lame joke.....

    What did the trout say when he ran in to a cement wall?
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    Dam!!!! Get it, dam? ha, ha, ha, ha, lol..... Sorry, I'll be leaving now.

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    Hi Fysk,

    You got the name of the thread right.

    Frank

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    Groan, but reminded me of one.

    So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

    They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

    After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

    He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

    Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

    Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"
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    Took the wife ice fishing last year.....won't do that again. She nearly drowned trying to cook it.




    "As The deer Thirts For Water, I thirst for you Oh Lord"

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    Adventure into the North Woods.......

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    cub scout joke....

    Why didn't the grizzley cross the gravel road?
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    Cause he had Bear Feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCliff View Post
    Groan, but reminded me of one.

    So the mole family is heading off on vacation- papa, mama, and with junior mole bringing up the rear.

    They're burrowing along and get about 50 yds from their den when papa realizes he forgot his glasses. Being a manly man, he doesn't want to admit his goof and just bears on ahead.

    After a while they bump into something big and hard that they can't get around. Papa notices its flat so he digs up to the surface and discovers that he's run them into the foundation of a house.

    He hollers out, "look mama, we hit a house. See?"

    Mama agrees, and asks junior if he can see it.

    Junior: "Nope, all I see is molasses!"

    This one is from my high school science club's t-shirt, funnily enough I'm wearing it right now.

    If a mol of moles were digging a mol of holes what would you see?

    A mol of molasses.

    For those who need some brushing up on chemistry: a mol is a unit of measurement.

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    6.02x10^23 molasses.. that's a lot of tail!

    My buddy said this one the other day. When spoken aloud it almost necessitates a wait... what? Typed out it's far more understandable: So a termite walks into a bar and asks, where's the bar tender?
    - A.J.

    Working out a way to convince my university to allow me to hold my TA office hours on the nearby creek...

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    Wasn't as lame as this joke. I know it's not ff'ing related, and kind of hijacking John's thread, but this is a real joke.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw&feature=youtube_gdata_player]North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il - YouTube[/ame]
    Life is not like a bowl of cherries. It's more like a jar of ghost peppers. What you eat today might burn your ass tomorrow...

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    Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYm4DXL7bc]KIM JONG IL DEATH Team America (HD) - YouTube[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver Dan View Post
    Did you notice, lots of crying but no tears? His death scene;
    KIM JONG IL DEATH Team America (HD) - YouTube
    I ruve that movie.
    I'm so ronery

    sorry John
    Life is not like a bowl of cherries. It's more like a jar of ghost peppers. What you eat today might burn your ass tomorrow...

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