The North American Fly Fishing Forum


Go Back   The North American Fly Fishing Forum > >

Fly Fishing Humor Good clean fun. Fly fishing jokes and humorous stories...

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Dislikes Dislikes:  0
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-04-2011, 08:57 PM
fredaevans's Avatar
fredaevans fredaevans is offline
Senior Member
Oppps.
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: White City (tad north of Medford) Oar-E-Gone
Posts: 10,439
fredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond reputefredaevans has a reputation beyond repute
Wink Oppps.

Two Norwegians were sitting around talking one afternoon over a couple of cold beers.

After a while the first Norwegian says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'

The second Norwegian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.'
__________________
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost. - Billy Graham"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-04-2011, 09:14 PM
mcnerney's Avatar
mcnerney mcnerney is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Pinedale, WY
Posts: 18,471
Blog Entries: 50
mcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond reputemcnerney has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Oppps.

Fred, that is an old one but still pretty funny (in a sick perverted kind of way!

Larry
__________________
Larry

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-04-2011, 09:33 PM
FlyBum's Avatar
FlyBum FlyBum is offline
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Sacramento, CA.
Posts: 971
FlyBum is just really niceFlyBum is just really niceFlyBum is just really niceFlyBum is just really nice
Default Re: Oppps.

That one is about as old as the one about the 3 fishermen who were fishing a stream that was surrounded by terrain that's full of rattle snakes one goes behind an oak tree to pee and gets bit my a rattler on the end of his manhood. So the guy told his friends and they said we don't know what to do. One told the one that got bit that he needed stay still to keep the poison from getting through his system. The other one said I'll run into the that was only a couple miles away, because he saw a doctors office and would run in and ask the doctor what to do then he call the other partner on the cell phone to ask what to do. So finally the one fisherman made to the Dr. Office told the front desk person and she went in and told the Dr. said well you need to call your other friend right now and tell him to place an X cut over each of the fang holes then suck out the poison. So the fisher with Dr. called the other and told him what the Dr. said. So on the end the friend with the one that got bit gets off the phone with a really sad look on his face so the one that got bit said well what did the Dr. say...The guy answered stuttering the Dr. said your gonna die!
__________________
-Tom Wilson
Attention New Fly Fishers and those just wanting to improve- Join a Fly Fishing Club. They have classes on every aspect of fly fishing for beginners to advanced for free or cheaper than offered elsewhere. Some offer mentor programs. You will make friends with other fly fishers. Clubs often have outings in which members pay special group rates for guides or to fish prime private access areas.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump














All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:45 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO v2.0.40 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Feedback Buttons provided by Advanced Post Thanks / Like v3.6.3 (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
2005-2017 The North American Fly Fishing Forum. All rights reserved.