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Old 01-06-2014, 09:33 PM
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Fred and Mike were wading their favorite stream, getting a little winter fishing in. Suddenly, Fred felt the urge to heed the call of nature. The three breakfast burritos he had a little earlier did not sit well. He asked Mike if he'd brought any toilet paper, but none was to be had. Any leaves on the ground were under the snow, and would be useless. As the situation got critical, Mike suggested using a dollar, and Fred said he'd have to try that. Fred came back up the bank from taking care of business and was covered with poop from his fingertips to his elbows. Mike said, didn't you have a dollar ?
Fred said yes, he did, but it's still hard to tidy yourself up with three quarters, two dimes , and a nickle.
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I have no response to that...

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Must find warranty for keyboard and monitor... Just sprayed with Dr. Pepper as I was reading this...

Hard to see for tears in eyes ...



Thanks for the morning heart starter!

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So glad I ate before reading this!
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Thanks, That was a good laugh!!
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Damn, That was good. Still laughing out LOUD! Thanks for sharing.
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HAhahahahaha....

A new camp fire joke!!!!
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Taking a **** with Snowshoes On.
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Now that was entertaining....
The author of that article sure has a way with words !
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