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    Fred and Mike were wading their favorite stream, getting a little winter fishing in. Suddenly, Fred felt the urge to heed the call of nature. The three breakfast burritos he had a little earlier did not sit well. He asked Mike if he'd brought any toilet paper, but none was to be had. Any leaves on the ground were under the snow, and would be useless. As the situation got critical, Mike suggested using a dollar, and Fred said he'd have to try that. Fred came back up the bank from taking care of business and was covered with poop from his fingertips to his elbows. Mike said, didn't you have a dollar ?
    Fred said yes, he did, but it's still hard to tidy yourself up with three quarters, two dimes , and a nickle.
    " I'm just a cook " Casey Ryback, Under Siege

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    I have no response to that...

    Dave
    I was going fly fishing until my wife suggested it, now I can't tell who is outsmarting who!

    Being "one with nature" requires a knowledge of what animals are living nearby and a weapon of sufficient magnitude to give you at minimum an equal chance of survival. No one has an invisible aura that animals can detect and sense your good intentions.

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    Must find warranty for keyboard and monitor... Just sprayed with Dr. Pepper as I was reading this...

    Hard to see for tears in eyes ...



    Thanks for the morning heart starter!

    kelly.
    I fish, therefore I am - but I gotta go to work first..."piscari ergo sum"

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    So glad I ate before reading this!
    "I was born to fish" Lee Wulff
    "There's more B.S. in fly fishing then there is in a Kansas feedlot." Lefty Kreh
    " It ain't over till it's over." Yogi Berra
    "Your not old,you've simply acquired a patina." Swirlchaser

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    Thanks, That was a good laugh!!
    Todd

    "If people concentrated on the really important things of life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
    ~ Doug Larson

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    Damn, That was good. Still laughing out LOUD! Thanks for sharing.

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    HAhahahahaha....

    A new camp fire joke!!!!

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    The simpler the outfit, the more skill it takes to manage it, and the more pleasure one gets in his achievements. --- Horace Kephart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip Tide View Post
    Now that was entertaining....
    The author of that article sure has a way with words !
    " I'm just a cook " Casey Ryback, Under Siege

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