Bubba had gone up to New England for the first time, and tried his hand at some coldwater fishing. He did well, and decided to treat himself to a Maine lobster dinner to celebrate, even though he knew it would be expensive.
When the waiter brought Bubba's dinner to the table, the lobster came with only one claw. Bubba complained that lobsters are suppose to have 2 claws. The waiter explained that this was a wild caught lobster, and had probably lost the claw in a fight. Bubba said, no problem. Just take this one back, and bring me the winner