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    Default Re: July Caption Competition sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    bite me and I will bite you.

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    Another "Oh S--t!" moment-----------
    Last edited by imxer; 07-17-2013 at 12:28 AM.

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    "Nah, he won't bother me. I'm a lawyer, and the sharks always show us a little professional courtesy."
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    Jesus said, "Go fishing!" (Luke 5:4). He said nothing about monthly reports, budgets, cost variances, manpower planning, or orders forecasts.

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    "Don't ever say we never catch anything"

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    "And here we have the Fly Fisherman, Phylum Chordata, Class Mammalia, Order Primates...Billy, eyes forward. This will be on the Invasive Species test tomorrow."

    "Next time on Shark Week"
    Simon Peter saith unto them, I go a fishing. They say unto him, We also go with thee. They went forth, and entered into a ship immediately; and that night they caught nothing. (John 21:3)

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    "Last time I let my wife pack my waders before a fishing trip."

    "I didn't think she was serious when she said, "So help you God if you go fishing one more time...""

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    "Wait a minute, that's no bone-fish, that's a cartilage-fish!"
    "What's that?"
    "A shark!"
    "Many go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after."--Thoreau
    Zach

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    The skeptics laughed until Frank's trained shark locked into a solid point on a bonefish.
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    Jesus said, "Go fishing!" (Luke 5:4). He said nothing about monthly reports, budgets, cost variances, manpower planning, or orders forecasts.

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    Default Re: July Caption Competition sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Seriously, I think she winked at me as she swam by. Maybe I HAVE been out here too long.
    " I'm just a cook " Casey Ryback, Under Siege

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    Default Re: July Caption Competition sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    And the haunting voice of Bobby Darin singing Mack the Knife drifted on the breeze.
    Each smallest act of kindness - even just words of hope when they are needed, the remembrance of a birthday, a compliment that engenders a smile - reverberates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away.

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    Default Re: July Caption Competition sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Sharks are filter feeders right?

    Maybe if I don't move, I'll blend into the other trees around me.

    "Hey Bill, thanks for letting me fish your favorite spot, but are you still mad about that whole me stealing your girlfriend back in college thing?

    Hey Bill, you dare me to try to catch that shark? Alright, hold my beer and watch this.

    That's one ugly mermaid

    Watch it pal, I was here first

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    You have got to be kidding me! This jackwagon has the entire ocean to fish and he decides to squeeze in right next to me. Bill, i'm gonna say something to him.

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