May 2018 (for real this time!) Caption Competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[Editor]

Sorry for the false start folks - too many forums and too little time.

Anyway... let's try your creative talents on this one shall we?

Let us know what your caption would be for this photo by the end of the May and we will pick a winner.

Thanks

Paul

 

[desmobob]

OK... you drive a hard bargain... two bucks for a flank feather! I've got the cash right here.


Tight lines,
Bob

 

[mikechell]

Conservation minded, Jack always carries extra Mallards in his jacket, to repopulate where they're scarce.

 

[big_dog1996]

I know Orvis said this vest has a pocket for ducks somewhere.


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[zhaddock]

Annnnnnnnnnnd I broke the rod tip

 

[ottosmagic13]

"Ever since the DEC (DNR, DF&G, etc.) started recruiting ducks to check fishing licences this was a more and more common sight at fishing access points. "

Or

"when the duck asked him for a smoke he was so surprised he started searching for his pack without thinking.

 

[clsmith131]

Have you seen my sunglasses? I just had them a second ago, they must be here somewhere...
Quack
Did you just call me a quack?
Quack
I'm not afraid to hit a woman, you know.
Quack
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Don't go! Wait-- here they are! I was wearing them the whole time.
Quack
...Yeah...

 

[jfh245]

So the line goes through the front door, turn over through back, and then four turns through the hatch to the front door. Lubricate with duck juice, slowly tighten short tag and clip at exhaust tip. A felt tip pen can be used for eye detail on the windscreen and be sure to leave gear trailing from the boot for attraction. And remember, remember, remember...........high test only !!

 

[taffy1]

I bet mine are more waterproof than all that gear you are wearing!

 

[coug]

Duck to man: Don't worry, even little cars grow up to be big trucks some day.

 

[sparsegraystubble]

Jeremy was understandably proud of his new musky fly pattern — particularly his realistic rendition of the bill and the webbed feet using rubber cement.

 

[AxisMike]

Damn fisherman, go find your own pond!

 

[scoutm]

Where are my damn glasses.

 

[fq13]

The purists might object, but the bull sharks are running. That'll work on a 12 weight!

 

[chechem]

"Okay, okay, I've got your duckling right here. It sure fought like a cutthroat."

 

[looper34]

"not quite sure huh?.....maybe the rest of my buttered roll will help you remember exactly where that big truck unloaded all those new trout."

 

[nah85]

hold that convo, boss man calling me.

 

[nah85]

Aflac!!!!!

 

[philip43]

Cul de Canard my A$$!!

 

[mikechell]

Rupert was ready to propose to his "chick" ... but he couldn't remember where he put the ring !!!