July 2019 caption competition sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[Editor]

We're well into July now, so here's this month's caption competition! Give us your funniest captions by the end of the month, and the best will win a $150 Allen Fly Fishing voucher.

 

[looper34]

"I'm gonna name my next one 'No Worries...except for the color of the buoys'."

 

[dakotakid]

Bobby McFerrin was not so happy on this date.

 

[ejsell]

Be Happy

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[sparsegraystubble]

The unfortunate chain of events all started when Larry snuck a banana on board for his lunch.

 

[sparsegraystubble]

Ahab’s pursuit of Moby Trout was ill-fated from the beginning.

 

[Corkring]

I said be silent, I am asleep...not run silent, run deep!

 

[gpwhitejr]

When we got the work order, I said "Obviously; all the boats we raise are from down under."

 

[jangles]

Oooops , forgot the plug again didn't you !

 

[sparsegraystubble]

So I told my wife: “I was in the Navy for four years, I can certainly take the new boat across this lake with no problems.”

 

[fq13]

He could have bought a kayak at Wal-Mart for $150......just say'in.

 

[mike_r]

In the wake of recent Amity Island shark attacks, Capt Quint’s estranged grandson makes an ill-fated attempt at quelling the panic.


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[fq13]

Should have bought a bigger boat!

 

[corn fed fins]

Famous last words found between "Hey y'all, watch this!" and "It'll ride"

 

[westcoast]

Tempting fate ... what me worry

 

[sparsegraystubble]

Sam briefly considered naming his new boat The Edmund Fitzgerald, but decided on a happier name instead for the karma.

So much for that idea.

 

[smoke33]

Captain said anchor up, they’re not worried about their boat.


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[myt1]

He needed a bigger boat.

 

[ejsell]

What we have here is a failure to communicate....

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[angledangle]

This is what happens when you miss the alimony payment.