Can you tell I live alone?

[swirlchaser]

I'm at work and my girlfriend sends me a picture she just took in my apartment. Apparently a sink with dirty dishes, a fly reel, some high speed silicone lubricant and a few salted Pheasant capes are not considered good housekeeping. Her caption was"where do I start??? "

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[littledavid123]

I don't see or understand what she is upset about.

Dave

 

[FrankB2]

LOL!!!! My wife was whining about a pile of books I had on the living room floor, so I put them in a kitchen cabinet. My wife doesn't go in the kitchen.

 

[swirlchaser]

Thanks guys! I was beginning to think I was crazy!

 

[wabi]

Start at the sink washing dishes - just don't touch the reel or get any water on the pheasant capes! :thumbsup:

 

[caseywise]

that is classic!

casey

 

[swirlchaser]

Lol wabi. An assignment in the kitchen like that might lead to a cold night on the couch. I chose the "I'll handle it baby" approach

 

[littledavid123]

If I left the kitchen looking like that, when my wife got home...She would call and thank me for cleaning up after myself. :thumbsup:

Dave

 

[Guest1]

If she doesn't know where to start with that tiny mess, she'd have an outright coronary before she made it four steps into my place.

 

[swirlchaser]

If she doesn't know where to start with that tiny mess, she'd have an outright coronary before she made it four steps into my place.

Lol, she's actually a great girl but she's terrified to touch anything related to fishing without asking. As for the skinned birds, well everyone has their limits I guess... lol

 

[littledavid123]

If she doesn't know where to start with that tiny mess, she'd have an outright coronary before she made it four steps into my place.

Man cave training...lol

Dave

 

[Guest1]

As for the skinned birds, well everyone has their limits I guess... lol

You should have seen the face on the girl that found the dead squirrels in my freezer. :lol2:

 

[swirlchaser]

You should have seen the face on the girl that found the dead squirrels in my freezer. :lol2:

That I would pay to see! Do they skin better frozen? I keep the birds in the fridge for a few days. I find the skin much easier but never tried freezing them.

 

[Guest1]

That I would pay to see! Do they skin better frozen? I keep the birds in the fridge for a few days. I find the skin much easier but never tried freezing them.

I froze them in order to get closer to the skin for making dubbing. I can get closer when they are in a fairly brick like state. She basically looked at me like I was completely insane.

 

[tbblom]

Dude at a local shop says the best way to try out a new girlfriend is to take her fly fishing for carp.
He says if she can put up with the sewer smelling black mud, the tangles, the stalking of a big ugly fish, the mosquitos, and oh yeah, the sewer smelling mud. Then, and only then is she a keeper...

 

[vitesse304]

Tell her she can start by making you a sammich.

Hey, why are kitchen appliances white?

So the refrigerator can match the dishwasher!
HA!

Ok...I'm really not sexist and I have a great wife. You're super lucky that your GIRLFRIEND is going to clean up for you!

 

[axle27]

Lol, she's actually a great girl but she's terrified to touch anything related to fishing without asking. As for the skinned birds, well everyone has their limits I guess... lol

Sounds as if you've trained her well....

 

[rockriver]

Looks kind of normal, no beaver or rats around though.

 

[swirlchaser]

Looks kind of normal, no beaver or rats around though.

Lol, unfortunatly we don't have a beaver or rat season in NJ.

 

[jimp]

Lol, unfortunatly we don't have a beaver or rat season in NJ.

Well, there's always roadkill on the beaver. Tire tracks might make an interesting new pattern. LOL