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    Thumbs up The best quotes!

    I couldn't help it. I see all these quotes on people's signature lines, many are just great. This morning I saw one on a different site and thought I'd share.

    "They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a sh!t on my carpet." --unknown--

    Took me off guard and made me laugh far too loud. What are your favorites??

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    Quote Originally Posted by recriger View Post
    I couldn't help it. I see all these quotes on people's signature lines, many are just great. This morning I saw one on a different site and thought I'd share.

    "They say a dog is a man's best friend. But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a sh!t on my carpet." --unknown--

    Took me off guard and made me laugh far too loud. What are your favorites??
    That is Awesome. I had to laugh out loud at that one for sure. Here is one I thought was pretty funny.

    "I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I am at a funeral I will poke them and say "you're next". ---Unknown

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    On of my favourites
    "My advice is worth what you paid for it"

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    I saw one that fits the other day....

    "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really not all that interesting, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs"
    The simpler the outfit, the more skill it takes to manage it, and the more pleasure one gets in his achievements. --- Horace Kephart

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    "You can wish in one hand and poo in the other...See which fills up first!"
    -Annonymous

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    This is taken from a friend of mine on another forum site " Ignorance can be corrected but stupid lasts a lifetime"

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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
    - Frank Sinatra

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    This is one I've always liked: "It's better to remain silent and appear a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!"

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    I like my own sig line from FF@ many years ago:

    "Fly fishing is like sex, everyone thinks there is more than there is, and that everyone is getting more than their share."

    Fly fishing like sex
    Regards,

    Silver



    "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought"..........Szent-Gyorgy

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    "Hoof art did"
    Oh I live to be the ruler of life not a slave

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