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Old 01-24-2013, 12:06 PM
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Default Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

I saw this topic on the Alaska West Blog, they have a pretty good list, but I bet some of you guys and gals have better one liners, lets hear what you have:

Never Say This to Your Fishing Partner
1.“I wouldn’t fish that fly, but sure – give it a go.”
2.[On a flat with partner on the bow, fish approaching] “That’s the biggest tarpon/permit/bonefish I’ve ever seen in my life.”
3.“Man it’s relaxing out here, but aren’t you worried about that big meeting tomorrow?”
4.[Immediately after the loss of a fish] “That’s the biggest fish I’ve ever seen in my life.”
5.“That knot looks a little funky, but I wouldn’t worry about it.”
6.“Hey, wanna split this banana?”
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Old 01-24-2013, 12:13 PM
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"Just grab what you need from my box."
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"Can you hold my rod"
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1. Can I use your fly rod
2. I forgot my wallet
3. Are you gonna eat that
4. Is this really your secret spot
5. Must be foul hooked

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Oh my god he ate it!!!! He ate it!!!! Set the freakin hook!! (SNAP)
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Can you help me land this fish!!
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"Do these waders make my butt look big?"


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I was fishing with my buddy on water he's fished in the past. We come up on a nice looking hole and I graciously let him fish the hole. He catches 8 nice trout in this hole when we had both been skunked so far.

As we're walking back to the car, he says, "Oh yeah, now I remember, that's the honey hole on this stream where I always catch a ton of fish."
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That wasn't expensive was it?
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