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    Default Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    I saw this topic on the Alaska West Blog, they have a pretty good list, but I bet some of you guys and gals have better one liners, lets hear what you have:

    Never Say This to Your Fishing Partner
    1.“I wouldn’t fish that fly, but sure – give it a go.”
    2.[On a flat with partner on the bow, fish approaching] “That’s the biggest tarpon/permit/bonefish I’ve ever seen in my life.”
    3.“Man it’s relaxing out here, but aren’t you worried about that big meeting tomorrow?”
    4.[Immediately after the loss of a fish] “That’s the biggest fish I’ve ever seen in my life.”
    5.“That knot looks a little funky, but I wouldn’t worry about it.”
    6.“Hey, wanna split this banana?”
    Larry


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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    "Just grab what you need from my box."
    Oh I live to be the ruler of life not a slave

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    "Can you hold my rod"
    Less likey, more green dots
    BrookFieldAngler.com

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    1. Can I use your fly rod
    2. I forgot my wallet
    3. Are you gonna eat that
    4. Is this really your secret spot
    5. Must be foul hooked

    Dave
    I was going fly fishing until my wife suggested it, now I can't tell who is outsmarting who!

    Being "one with nature" requires a knowledge of what animals are living nearby and a weapon of sufficient magnitude to give you at minimum an equal chance of survival. No one has an invisible aura that animals can detect and sense your good intentions.

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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    Oh my god he ate it!!!! He ate it!!!! Set the freakin hook!! (SNAP)

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    Can you help me land this fish!!
    S.

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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    "Do these waders make my butt look big?"


    Chris

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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    Quote Originally Posted by frogg View Post
    "Do these waders make my butt look big?"


    Chris
    yes.......

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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    I was fishing with my buddy on water he's fished in the past. We come up on a nice looking hole and I graciously let him fish the hole. He catches 8 nice trout in this hole when we had both been skunked so far.

    As we're walking back to the car, he says, "Oh yeah, now I remember, that's the honey hole on this stream where I always catch a ton of fish."

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    Default Re: Things Never to Say to Your Fishing Partner

    That wasn't expensive was it?

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