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    Default UV light warning (humor)

    So my new surefire UV light arrived in the mail. I tried it and it didnt seem bright.

    My wife says oh lets take it in the bathroom (my bathroom) and see if it works better in a dark room. Ok honey good idea,


    WRONG !!!!!!!!!! it looked like a fricking crime scene in there. Guess who just got to wipe down a bathroom from stem to stern with hot soapy water.
    "The fish you're gonna find up here, you're gonna find; Rainbow,Cuttbow,CuttBrowns,Brownbows,RainBrowns,
    CuttyRainbrowns, Pike ,Perch"

    "Snap it" Hank Patterson

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Quote Originally Posted by comeonavs View Post
    So my new surefire UV light arrived in the mail. I tried it and it didnt seem bright.

    My wife says oh lets take it in the bathroom (my bathroom) and see if it works better in a dark room. Ok honey good idea,


    WRONG !!!!!!!!!! it looked like a fricking crime scene in there. Guess who just got to wipe down a bathroom from stem to stern with hot soapy water.
    I liked this....but at the same time...and I think I speak for the majority here when I say this....

    EEEWWWWWWW!

    King Joe Outa Here

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    At least the wife got something positive from your fishing passion
    Eddie
    "We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation."
    Voltaire

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    I will confess when I say "my bathroom" our house has 3 1/2 baths , one master, one by the kids rooms, one in the finished basement and a 1/2 bath off the living room across from my office.

    So I am not the exclusive user

    The problem is my OCD wife now will clean a room turn off the light and hit with UV

    I might have to hide this thing
    "The fish you're gonna find up here, you're gonna find; Rainbow,Cuttbow,CuttBrowns,Brownbows,RainBrowns,
    CuttyRainbrowns, Pike ,Perch"

    "Snap it" Hank Patterson

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Quote Originally Posted by comeonavs View Post
    So my new surefire UV light arrived in the mail. I tried it and it didnt seem bright.

    My wife says oh lets take it in the bathroom (my bathroom) and see if it works better in a dark room. Ok honey good idea,


    WRONG !!!!!!!!!! it looked like a fricking crime scene in there. Guess who just got to wipe down a bathroom from stem to stern with hot soapy water.

    You need to "aim" better.
    Regards,

    Silver



    "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought"..........Szent-Gyorgy

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Quote Originally Posted by silver creek View Post
    You need to "aim" better.
    Nah I blamed it on the kids and our guests

    She didn't fall for it
    "The fish you're gonna find up here, you're gonna find; Rainbow,Cuttbow,CuttBrowns,Brownbows,RainBrowns,
    CuttyRainbrowns, Pike ,Perch"

    "Snap it" Hank Patterson

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Heads up: Dont bring it in the bedroom!
    "I was born to fish" Lee Wulff
    "There's more B.S. in fly fishing then there is in a Kansas feedlot." Lefty Kreh
    " It ain't over till it's over." Yogi Berra
    "Your not old,you've simply acquired a patina." Swirlchaser

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Quote Originally Posted by theboz View Post
    Heads up: Dont bring it in the bedroom!
    Or a hotel room!
    Regards,

    Silver



    "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought"..........Szent-Gyorgy

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    If you have a pet you think is house-trained - think again. Get out the UV light and make a sweep through the house. You will be both amazed and disgusted.

    Our Yorkie now wears a diaper in the house at all times, poor guy.

    Kelly.
    I fish, therefore I am - but I gotta go to work first..."piscari ergo sum"

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    Default Re: UV light warning (humor)

    Great post, but no way am I showing this to my paranoid GF!

    Larry
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