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    Default Crush on my Mail Lady

    Ok, so she's a pear shaped middle aged black woman with bad hair. But she has been sooo good to me recently.I always try to bring her a coke when I see her. Today It was an early Christmas. I got about 300 Allen hooks I bought on their Black Friday sale for eighty seven cents a bag. On top of this I got the cabelas six pack of wire thread. It was only ten bucks so I thought I was getting sample sized spools, but these are full spools of uniwire in silver, copper, black, red, green and gold. Score! I can't wait to get tying. I'll have a million questions as I've never tied wire bodies before. But the gills and oscars woun't know what hit them.

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    Default Re: Crush on my Mail Lady

    "Ok, so she's a pear shaped middle aged black woman with bad hair. But she has been sooo good to me recently."

    Not sure how/where to go with this but only met one that really set me off. A you 'owe me' attitude. I'll leave it at that.

    fae
    When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost. - Billy Graham"

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    I prefer the coke bottle shape than the pear.
    I am highly qualified to comment in this forum after receiving a Specialized High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T) at the Olde Schitt Institute of Technology (O.S.H.I.T).

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    Default Re: Crush on my Mail Lady

    As long as she brings me fly fishing stuff anyone is beautiful. Seriously, most folks I order from use USPS so they have become the big brown truck of happiness. Every time I see her I get something cool!

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    My mail lady probably hates me... all the extra packages she has to carry to my doorstep...

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    Default Re: Crush on my Mail Lady

    We had a very nice & quite attractive carrier for many years. She & I were not that far apart in age either!

    I always enjoyed chatting with her & I don't ever recall a day when she wasn't friendly! She had to retire after some bouts with cancer! Hard to understand why such nice folks have to deal with such nasty issues in their lives!

    I still wonder if she's doing OK!
    Remember, no one likes to be behind the big truck, but that's better than being under it!

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    Default Re: Crush on my Mail Lady

    During winter, my delivery drivers have to walk up my icy 250ft driveway I liken to an Olympic bobsled track. I keep my distance from the picture window just in case he chucks a salmon reel at me one of these times.

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    Default Re: Crush on my Mail Lady

    Quote Originally Posted by runningfish View Post
    I prefer the coke bottle shape than the pear.
    Maybe he means upside down pear shaped like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudbug View Post
    Maybe he means upside down pear shaped like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.
    You know me so well mudbug.
    I am highly qualified to comment in this forum after receiving a Specialized High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T) at the Olde Schitt Institute of Technology (O.S.H.I.T).

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    My mail Lady left a Christmas card for us yesterday. I'm guessing she is expecting something in return. $$$??
    Eddie
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