December 2019 caption competition - sponsored b Allen Fly Fishing

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Here we go for the final caption competition of the year! Thanks to all of you for making us laugh during 2019, and a big thanks to Allen Fly Fishing for their generous sponsorship of the competition.

See what you can do with this one!

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Twas the day after Christmas on a long stretch of beach, Santa was hoping the fish were in reach. Laid back in his chair with his rod and a spare, he dozed off for a while with nary a care. A well deserved nap from a job well done, Santa was ready for some fun in the sun.
 

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Today's Headline: It's already the 25th in the rest of the world but only afternoon of the 24th in Honolulu, in our exclusive rare candid photo below Santa grabs his annual 5 hour beach nap...locals say he somehow stops back again to grab his rods and chair at some point overnight but no one has ever heard or seen him do it. There have also been reports of hoof prints and ski tracks in the sand and odd, sparkly looking, levitating, animal poop found on the beach the next day.
 

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He undress’d all his fur, from his waist to his foot,

'Cause his clothes were all tarnish’d with ashes and soot;

He lay down to rest, flat on his back,

While Ms. Claus dipped her skinny, as was her knack...


:yo:
 
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Once a staunch opponent of online shopping and home delivery, Santa Claus has recently softened his stance against Amazon.
 

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After the recent implementation of LED's on the sleigh outgunned Rudolph's nose 10 to 1, Santa took the opportunity to make use of him one last time as surf bait during his annual post-Xmas R&R.
 

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"To hell with this Tenkara fad. Im going to sleep."

-Santa Clause, Pismo Beach - November 2019
 

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“Claus for concern as S&S awaits his 9’ #5 Sky G lined with Rio [de Janeiro] Gold, of course.”
 

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Thanks to climate change, Santa finds that the whole beach experience at the North Pole is completely different as he rests up during the week after Christmas.
 

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The new yellow composite surf rod under development by NORTH Pole Company, LLC, is currently in the testing stages at their southern facility.
 
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